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NY & NJ · Pickle Vendor · Performer · Ordained Minister

The Pickle Priest

Briny spectacle, blessed mischief, and unforgettable character entertainment.

Book a Renaissance faire entertainer, Ren Faire performer, pickle festival entertainer, pickle vendor, ordained minister, wedding character, or custom video personality throughout New York, New Jersey, the United States, and worldwide.

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The Pickle Priest in full character attire
Decorative Pickle Priest hero frame
Ren FairesRoaming spectacle and pickle pageantry. WeddingsVows, blessings, and unforgettable revelry. Private EventsCustom appearances for feasts and festivities. Pickle BlessingsPersonal proclamations for you and your crew.

Official summons

Invite the Pickle Priest to your event.

Choose your gathering, share the date and location, and begin the official summons.

Public bookings

Faires, Festivals & Markets

Renaissance faires, pickle festivals, markets, and public appearances across NY, NJ, and beyond.

Book a Public Appearance

Ceremonies

Weddings & Ceremonies

Themed ceremonies, ordained-minister appearances, blessings, and memorable wedding entertainment.

Book a Wedding

Private events

Private Gatherings

Birthdays, private parties, collaborations, media appearances, and special requests.

Book a Private Event
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The traveling ledger

Find the Pickle Priest on the road.

Bring the spectacle to your venue

Choose a date for the sacred crunch

The Pickle Priest greeting a guest at a Renaissance event

Put the Pickle Priest on Your Schedule.

Hosting a Renaissance faire, pickle festival, wedding, market, private gathering, or special event? Check the public calendar, then send a summons for the date you have in mind.

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Public appearances

Upcoming events across the realm.

The next announced Renaissance faires, pickle festivals, markets, ceremonies, and public appearances appear here in date order.

Confirmed public appearances will be posted here in date order. Invite the Pickle Priest to your venue with a summons.
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Custom proclamations

Messages for birthdays, weddings, wisdom, and stranger requests.

Show visitors the Cameo side early: roast videos, birthday proclamations, wisdom cameos, and custom requests in full character.

Open the Cameo Stage

Official relics

Merch for the loyal order.

Wearable evidence and curious relics for mortals devoted to the sacred crunch.

Enter the Merch Hall

Traveling dispatches

Watch the Pickle Priest in the wild.

Festival clips, appearance photos, proclamations, and dispatches from the road all live in the content hall.

Photos from the road

Open the Content Hall

Questions and curious facts

What the realm should know.

Questions from the realm

Frequently Asked Questions

Quick answers about appearances, travel, ceremonies, and booking.

Sacred warnings

Things He Does Not Like

A brief record of offenses against the sacred crunch.

Read Every Answer

Words from the faithful

Stories from festivals, ceremonies, and collaborations.

Read the official record of encounters with guests, organizers, newlyweds, collaborators, and fellow travelers.

Read or Leave a Review

Petition the realm

Bring the Pickle Priest to your corner of the world.

Petition the realm

Recommend a Faire or Pickle Festival

Suggest an event, support the petition, and contact organizers with prepared messages.

Open the Petition

Join forces

Creators, Brands & Media

Propose a collaboration, interview, sponsored appearance, or theatrical alliance.

Propose a Collaboration